Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Chat......in a software company


Our Friend was chatting with a female - Online chat.
Background both are s/ w engineers by the way and
both work for real big MNC's

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better
having found u on chat

Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts
only when I find you on Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right
back)'ll get some Coffee.

Hero: OK

Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes
to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This person always comes at wrong time]
Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which
generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would
you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard,
is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow
evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves
the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting
impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden
smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back


Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's
kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give
me stupid work

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick
ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to
print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that
to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real
Urgent for me to work

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur
mail in an hour from now. ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR
WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE
POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!


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