Punjabi khoon vich hundi hai....

Dedicated to all the Punjabi's…rest all just enjoy…… ;)

Ek baar ek bihari bhaiya sardar ke paas aata hai aur kahta hai ki babu ji punjabi sikhni hai...

Sardar hansa aur kahta hai ki tu nahi seekh sakta punjabi, punjabi taa khoon wich hundi hai...

Bihar agle din phir sardar ke paas pahunch jata hai aur kahta hai ki babu ji , punjabi sikhni hai,

sardar phir usko kahta hai ki eh nahi ho sakda, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai....

teesray din phir bhaiye ke andar ungli hoti hai aur woh phir chala jaata hai sardar ke paas ki punjabi sikhni hai,

sardar kahta hai ki bhaiya ji, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai, agar itne ungli ho rahi hai to aao sikha deta hu punjabi..

puray ek mahine traininng chalti hai..

bhaiya pure dil ke saath punjabi sikhta hai...

end mai aati hai imtehaan ki ghadi, sardar kahta hai ki aaj agal tu imtihaan paas kar gaya to aa gai tainu punjabi .....

woh ek table pe pani ka gilas giraata hai aur bolta hai ki isko punjabi mai kya bolega ...

Bhaiya : eh paani kinne sutiya ????

sardar kahta hai ki galat hai, second chance

bhaiya : eh glaas kinne doliya ???

sardar phir kahta hai galat, last chance

bhaiya :eh paani kinne doliya hai??

sardar kahta hai o chhad yaar...

sardar apne chhote ladke ko bulata hai aur table dikhata hua kahta hai : oye chhotu idhar aa, aa dekh ..

chhotu table par paani pada hua dekh ke kahta hai : bhainchod, Eh maa kinne chudai hai ???

Sardar bhaiye ko kahta hai -- maine pahle hi bola tha ki punjabi khoon wich hundi hai...