Easy way to reduce weight

One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym
guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the
first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead
him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and
ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and
out steps a beautiful & sexy girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours."


He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down
the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's
about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes
the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure
enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.


He's back on the street and starts to think..
"God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door
when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.

"If I catch you, you're mine."

Punjabi khoon vich hundi hai....

Dedicated to all the Punjabi's…rest all just enjoy…… ;)

Ek baar ek bihari bhaiya sardar ke paas aata hai aur kahta hai ki babu ji punjabi sikhni hai...

Sardar hansa aur kahta hai ki tu nahi seekh sakta punjabi, punjabi taa khoon wich hundi hai...

Bihar agle din phir sardar ke paas pahunch jata hai aur kahta hai ki babu ji , punjabi sikhni hai,

sardar phir usko kahta hai ki eh nahi ho sakda, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai....

teesray din phir bhaiye ke andar ungli hoti hai aur woh phir chala jaata hai sardar ke paas ki punjabi sikhni hai,

sardar kahta hai ki bhaiya ji, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai, agar itne ungli ho rahi hai to aao sikha deta hu punjabi..

puray ek mahine traininng chalti hai..

bhaiya pure dil ke saath punjabi sikhta hai...

end mai aati hai imtehaan ki ghadi, sardar kahta hai ki aaj agal tu imtihaan paas kar gaya to aa gai tainu punjabi .....

woh ek table pe pani ka gilas giraata hai aur bolta hai ki isko punjabi mai kya bolega ...

Bhaiya : eh paani kinne sutiya ????

sardar kahta hai ki galat hai, second chance

bhaiya : eh glaas kinne doliya ???

sardar phir kahta hai galat, last chance

bhaiya :eh paani kinne doliya hai??

sardar kahta hai o chhad yaar...

sardar apne chhote ladke ko bulata hai aur table dikhata hua kahta hai : oye chhotu idhar aa, aa dekh ..

chhotu table par paani pada hua dekh ke kahta hai : bhainchod, Eh maa kinne chudai hai ???

Sardar bhaiye ko kahta hai -- maine pahle hi bola tha ki punjabi khoon wich hundi hai...

Sardar Jokes

☺ Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


☺ Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

☺ Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

☺ Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

☺ Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

☺ Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

☺ Sardar in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

☺ Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.


☺ After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"